🕯️ Holy Sh!rts Candle

🕯️ Holy Sh!rts Candle

What’s that smell? Probably sarcasm. Or maybe it’s vanilla bean. Th!s candle takes your nose on a retro joyr!de through Holy Sh!rts chaot!c calm — scented for the v!bes and l!ghts meant to be judged.

🔥 Why You Need Th!s:

🧨 Scented Chaos: P!ck your favor!te from n!ne aromas — all served !n a clean, retro-gloss jar.
🕯️ Ser!ous Burn T!me: 50–60 hours of dr!p-free l!ght for naps, candlel!t b!nges, and spontaneous rebrands.
👃 Nostr!l-Approved: Soy wax blend + cotton w!ck = no headache smoke, just glor!ous aroma.
🎁 G!ftable + Aesthet!c: Looks good on your altar, desk, n!ghtstand, or houseguests’ noses.

🖤 Set the mood. Scent the room. V!be at your own r!sk.